Breaking News! Elk Grove High School’s boys locker room is haunted by Michael Jackson’s ghost. People have been spotting Jackson’s ghost all around the school. The unpleasant sight of the despicable pop singer has caused chaos through the atmosphere.

“I was in the boys locker room when I felt a chill as if something was passing through me. I quickly finished changing and headed for the door when in the distance I saw a glowing white glove of a man that looked like Michael Jackson,” sophomore Trenton Holmquist said.

The sightings of this ghost have been relentless, and our whole school has one question: Why? Why our school? Sophomore Andrew Scala questioned our district board of education saying, “Does Jackson’s degraded corpse watch me?” They did not know. So he replied with “I like it though.”

There is a group on the case: called “The Ghost Squad” to eliminate the spirit. Ghost Squad leader sophomore Szymon Szczypta has gone through many things while trying to catch the creeper.

“I was just chillin’ in my Subaru, getting ready to go in to start our hunt. The windows were pretty steamy. As soon as I walked out of the car the door slammed behind me and there was a big handprint on the side of the window. I was never more terrified in my life,” Szczypta said.

More and more janitors have been leaving the school due to the ghost. At night the janitors have said they could hear the deadly cries of a “Hee Hee” thundering the halls. Some even claim to have seem him.

“I was walking down the hallway here at Elk Grove High School, when I saw it. Was it a woman or a man I do not know, but it really freaked me out,” said an anonymous source.

Will Jackson’s ghost ever be stopped? Is anyone actually buying this? Why am I asking so many questions?